Geek Clothing: Nerd Shirts & Geek Shirts
Haven't geeks always known that computers are better than sex?
In the 41st millennium, there is no discussion - only heresy. And as is well known, it is ended with the bolter. Whoever contradicts the Space Mari...
View full detailsFire alarm! Everyone runs to the nearest red box on the wall. But instead of a fire hose or fire extinguisher, the cutest fire safety measure in Po...
View full detailsIn 1926, H.P. Lovecraft wrote a letter that would change horror literature forever. In it, Cthulhu slumbered for the first time - an ancient cosmic...
View full detailsWho hasn't experienced it: you're waiting for the bus, sitting on the train or standing in a queue that's far too long - and suddenly you hear it i...
View full detailsSometimes diplomacy really is a superpower: stay calm, smile, agree... and mentally prepare three chapters of evidence, including a list of sources...
View full detailsWe are all familiar with the Excel program. The term Incel sounds similar, but is probably less familiar to most people. Let's put it this way: bot...
View full detailsThe "5 Rings" T-shirt creatively combines elements from the animated series "Captain Planet" and the epic fantasy epic "Lord of the Rings". At the ...
View full detailsAs a self-confessed palaeontology nerd, you will probably despair at the sight of the "Revenge on the dinos" T-shirt. It took several decades to pr...
View full detailsSometimes it's the existential questions that torment us nerds - for example, whether Godzilla would beat Cthulhu in a Pokémon fight. Both are cert...
View full detailsFor the uninitiated, these earrings may just look pretty. They are, with the silver chains dangling bright orange spheres that look a bit like the ...
View full detailsWe would probably all be sporty if we didn't have to get up from the sofa at some point and actually do something about it. It's not uncommon to si...
View full detailsJust popped out of the house to get some snacks at the supermarket - and promptly forgot the mask that you can't get into said supermarket without....
View full detailsDo you use your body primarily as a home for your mind and, of course, to wear geeky shirts? Do you think that as long as your brain is supplied wi...
View full detailsIn a galaxy far, far away, there once was a father who couldn't be there for his children as they grew up due to unfortunate circumstances. Despite...
View full detailsDarth Vader actually had a pretty bad reputation. Black armor, asthmatic breathing, constantly force-choking people - not exactly what you'd call a...
View full details88 miles per hour were yesterday. For those who really want to go back in time, just press Ctrl+Z - the most powerful shortcut in human history.On ...
View full detailsIn the world of Fallout, Nuka Cola is almost a basic survival tool - right next to Pip-Boy, Power Armor and a healthy dose of sarcasm about the sta...
View full detailsPensions are no longer safe, the climate is changing and the internet is no longer what it used to be - but hey, at least you have a sense of humor...
View full detailsSome plans sound like a total loss on first hearing. And yet - somehow... it sounds like fun. If you're one of those people for whom "That's a terr...
View full detailsIf you've ever tried to find all the Koroks in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, you'll know: These little forest dwellers are not only cute...
View full detailsYou're not a witcher - but with The Witcher wallets in your pocket, you might still feel a little bit more like one. Whether you follow fate like C...
View full detailsAs nerds, we love buttons of all kinds: whether controller or keyboard, we know every combo, every cheat and every single function inside out. What...
View full detailsHow you treat your NPCs says more about you than about them. Yes, of course these often similar characters are just extras in the grand scheme of t...
View full detailsAnyone who has survived their time at school without permanent damage must be pretty tough. This is doubly true if you have spent your time at Hogw...
View full detailsIf Randall Peltzer had been a little better versed in Chinese mythology before he bought Gizmo, the family would have been spared some misfortune. ...
View full details"Die Hard" is often and gladly declared to be one of the best action films of all time. Quite apart from the light-hearted humor and the tense acti...
View full detailsAt first glance, the Talking Hat from Harry Potter doesn't seem particularly impressive, especially not next to the numerous magical creatures and ...
View full detailsTranslated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would mean something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". So: "P...
View full detailsBuild a house, plant a tree and father a son. According to the Bible and popular wisdom, that's all you should have to do in life. We can understan...
View full detailsThere are two kinds of people in the world: Linux users and... the others. The ones who might not understand this shirt, you can recognize them by ...
View full detailsDon't we all behave like trolls from time to time, even in real life? Stand up for it and identify yourself with this shirt or simply wear the shir...
View full detailsThis quote from Linus hits the nail on the head :)
Every good dungeon crawler knows the situation: You stand before a treasure chest, your eyes gleaming with greed - and then the chest's eyes sudden...
View full detailsAround 1831, Japanese artist Katsushika Hokusai created a woodblock print that would change the world forever: The Great Wave off Kanagawa — a ragi...
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