Flying spaghetti monster plush

2025-02-24T14:33:16+01:00

Price: 24.95

Pirates and pastafarians finally have the opportunity to set up a shrine to the sacred Flying Spaghetti Monster. Unlike other deities that cannot be proven, the FSM is not so petty. In fact, it even feels flattered when you create an image of it. And this plush version is really irresistible.

The FSM really is the best example of where evolution leads. So, of course, evolution just made it up to keep us occupied somehow...or something. It's a good thing that His Nudeliness largely relieves us of our thinking and that His Nudelicious appendages have also revealed this wonderful toy to us.

Each individual spaghetti can be moved on its own and fixed in place using the wire skeleton it contains. The FSM can see everything because it can look in any direction!
By the way, if you're still looking for the right headgear for your next passport photo and don't have a stainless steel sieve to hand, this FSM is also happy to sit on heads. In fact, it will do anything anyway. The main thing is to spread the word of the intelligent creator: Ramen.

And if you are quiet enough to listen, the FSM will also talk to you:

"I was robbed by a monkey, my belongings, he even bit me! Can you believe that? These thieves are getting more and more dangerous, soon you won't be able to secure anything."
"Outrageous! You wouldn't happen to know where this monkey is?"
"Of course, one of the stolen items was a GPS tracker."
The spaghetti monster gives you the coordinates.