Description Cthulhu Slippers
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
(In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.)
Yes, what is he waiting for? Correct! For the stars to be right! Then it will begin, and nothing will stop him - from the depths of the Pacific, Cthulhu will rise, no one will stop him, he will sink entire continents and lick people up like salt from a pretzel
(at least that's what is written).
Well, those are all stories... the truth is: Cthulhu is not actually that evil, he is just completely misunderstood: The fact is, he really just wants to warm your feet - as well as an ancient one can. So you really don't need to be afraid of him, we promise you that he will not use the ends of your legs as a starting point to swallow you whole.
Once worn, you might not want to take off the extra-soft, plushy, and beautiful Cthulhu Slippers anymore, but instead, you might want to walk the great old one around all day. Whether at home, in the office, at the in-laws, or at a party - with Cthulhu, you can look good anywhere, and if someone bothers you - make some menacing noises, contort your face, and let your raised leg draw threatening circles while you wildly wave your arms. You'll see that it helps. Probably.
Otherwise, we can also warmly recommend our other slippers ;)
