Description Cthulhu stress toy
There are days when everything just goes wrong: the alarm clock doesn't go off, you spill coffee on your pants, the ritual to awaken the Great Old One doesn't work, the boss has a tantrum... What do you say? You want to hear about the ritual again? All right, because it's you. Like every Monday morning, we tried to wake our lord and master from his slumber in R'lyeh with our cultist group. Unfortunately, it didn't quite work out.
Instead of a gigantic god, we found the Cthulhu stress toy summoned. We were probably distracted by all the stress that usually goes hand in hand with a Monday and Cthulhu misunderstood our pleas. To be honest, it's quite fitting: we have a cute mini Cthulhu made of elastic foam that we can crumple and deform to our heart's content when we feel like biting the edge of the table. Then the end of the world will just have to wait a little longer. Thanks to our stress toy, we're definitely looking forward to it ;)
