Description Firewall and Energy Shield condoms
You don't have to be a hygiene neurotic with "emergency disinfectant" in your roommate's car, but certain body parts should be carefully shielded from all kinds of potential sources of infection. OK, that sounds a bit unromantic... But the designs on these nerd condoms make up for it. :) Don't worry, the functionality itself is completely normal, but the packaging adds a bit of fun, which can be helpful in tense situations.
Two different sets are available: Either five intergalactic shields against all kinds of dark forces and to prevent little Padawans, or five times virus protection against Trojans and unwanted add-ons. You can see the exact designs in the photos above left.
If the mood is still a bit carbonite-frosty, try the appropriate quote, for example: Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my heart. Or a bit more engineering-like: Hey girl (boy), do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.