Description Doormat This Resident
Not every video you want to watch on the internet is meant for you. This is especially true in these latitudes, where GEMA determines what you can and cannot watch.
It’s the same at your home, where you are basically the GEMA :) How so? With the right doormat from our extensive doormat collection. Because not everyone who rings your doorbell is allowed into your apartment! This especially applies to GEZ employees, unannounced in-laws, Russian debt collectors, and Jehovah's Witnesses. Once they’re in, they’re usually hard to get rid of. Besides, they’re the last people who need to know that you haven’t done the dishes for weeks.
To ensure you don’t have to express yourself and chase away uninvited guests with your own verbal actions at the door ('Get lost!'), we have the Doormat This Resident for you.
At first glance, it makes it clear that ringing the bell is pointless - no one will open the door anyway. Just like it’s often pointless to try watching a music video on the internet... But the apologetically looking smiley on the side will help ease the bitter disappointment.
... Of course, anyone smart enough to find a back door will get in anywhere... ;)
